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What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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No claps please!

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One More ☝

Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of ‘Tali-ban’!

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Acha ek or ☝

What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!

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Acha bas ek or ☝

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)

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Ye wala last ☝

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)

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Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

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  1. Joh admi apne dil ki baat kare woh kon hota?

    Ans: Bandar

    Bcz Woh Maan- ki – baat karta hai i.e. Monkey i.e. Bandar

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