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Alia Bhatt new jokes !!

Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper –  Isske sath koyi  gift nahi hai.
Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”  😉
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Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya – I can eat 6 apples.
Varun – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to Shraddha – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Shraddha – I can eat 10.
Aliya – Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!!
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Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Alia – When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?
Help Desk – Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.
Alia – Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk – 😕 😕 😕 😕
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First time in the history it has happened….!
Rajnikant vs Alia.
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Alia: Depend karta hai ….
agar horizontally half karo to ”0” or vertically karo to ”3”
Rajnikant still unconcious…!!! 😕 😕 😕

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  1. Great jokes still laughing..

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