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Huge Saving on Valentine Day For Single

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250 (Cant give a low price chocolate)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700 (That’s the lowest price)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130 (Again,few food expenses )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing)

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount)

CONGRATULATIONS to All SINGLES… 😀 😛

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Updated: February 8, 2017 — 8:37 pm

Funny Whatsapp Shotcode Message in Hindi

आजकल SHORT का जमाना है……
जैसे GM होगया गुड मॉर्निंग GN हो गया गुड नाईट।
देखो नई भाषा 2021 की……

😆😆😆
Boy : Kya kal raat tum party me thi?

Girl : 🐘

Boy : yeh kya !!!

Girl : ha thi.


Boy: 😒 क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?

Girl: 🔨 .

Boy: अब ये क्या ?

Girl: हा थोडी .😁😁😁😁😁

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Updated: February 8, 2017 — 10:04 am
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