Whatsapp Tricky Question and answer

Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh
deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho…



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Ans – DUKANDAR

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Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi
ghamand nahi kiya !\
Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko
Nahi Batani.. …

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Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani…
Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi

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Aaj pagal day he
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok
Paglo ki 4 nishaniya
1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..
2-Anguthe se screen touch karna
3-Msg padh kar muskurana
4-Phir sochna kisko send karu
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Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko
milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho
jaata hai..
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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho
jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se
hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
fwd to all ur pagal frnds

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पहली – मुझे तो लड़को पर जरा भी विश्वास नहीं रहा है

दूसरी – क्यों ऐसा क्या किया लड़के ने तेरे साथ?

पहली – अरी बहन, क्या बताऊँ
कल मुझे मेरे Boyfriend ने धोखा दे दिया

दूसरी – कैसे ?

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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

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