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Maha Shivratri SMS for Whatsapp

Maha Shivratri SMS For Whatsapp

Shiv Ki Bani Rahe Aap Par Chaya,
Palat De Jo Aapki Kismat Ki Kaya,
Mile Aapko Wo Sab Apni Is Zindagi Mein,
Jo Kabhi Kisi Ne Bhi Nahi Paya!
Happy Mahashivratri

Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile,
Shivratri Ke Paavan Avsar Par Aapko Zindagi Ki Ek Nayi Shuruaat Mile!
Happy Maha Shivratri!

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Updated: February 24, 2017 — 12:18 am

Funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

 

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Updated: September 28, 2016 — 3:46 pm

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
2. Someone is “Driving” since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!
3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
4. Someone is always ‘available’. How free are you?????
5. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’ I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!
6. Someone writes “urgent calls only”. Don’t get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?

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Updated: August 11, 2016 — 2:34 pm

Happy Holi SMS For Whatsapp

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Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors wth joy & jubilation!Happy Holi!

May God gift you all the colors of life,colors of joy,
colors of happiness,colors of friendship,
Colors of love andall other colors you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi!

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Updated: April 2, 2016 — 1:04 pm
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